Wrong, wrong, wrong
Marcelle: "It tastes wrong. It doesn't taste right. It tastes awful."
Oliver: "It's like cordial."
Geoff: "It might taste OK after a day drinking a slab of NT Draught."
The ladies thought it might taste OK over ice, a little like Pimms.
A bit later in the evening, while eating curry, we realised that this beer tastes like VB with a bit of Sharwood's Mango Chutney mixed in.
This rated 1, which is the lowest we can. Most of that was due to the attractive label.