The beer prayer

Our lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink,

Thy will be drunk at home as I am in taverns.

Give us this day our foamy head and forgive us our spillages,

As we forgive those who spill against us.

Lead us not to incarceration but deliver us from hangovers,

for thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager,

Forever and ever,



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