Why beer is better than religion
10. Beer has never caused a major war.
9.You don't have to wait 2000-plus years for a second beer.
8. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
7. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have a beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over his brand of beer.
4. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
3. There are laws saying beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.