Maybe not the worst, but worth a mention in this thread: Perroni Nastro Azzuro. It's the CEO's favorite so it what we get for staffies.
Cheers,
Greg
The world's worst beer?
VB is an acronym for Very Bad, not vitamin B as some of the slow people that drink the crap sometimes call it. Thats my bit. Although i won't admit i used to drink it when iwas a youngsta. I wont say i moved on to carlton cold either lol 
however i have come to my senses as of late.
however i have come to my senses as of late.Purple monkey dishwasher!
My godfather.......how horrific. Im no prude, but i almost threw up just reading Olivers post.Oliver wrote:Geoff once made a "Labia Lager", complete with picture from a naughty mag on the label.triumph wrote:Tastes like arse ... Would VERY much prefer a Labia Lager ...
Speaking of beer tasting like arse, did anyone see the video going around recently of the guy that gets a beer enema, then expels the liquid into a pint glass and has his mate drink it?
It was hilarious, but sickening, as you may well imagine. So sickening in fact that one of the blokes present had to go and throw up just from watching it.
Sorry to lower the tone
Oliver
Nearly wasted a good stout......in the toilet bowl, at that thought.
" White Wine with Roast Beef ! how dare you ? "..... " I dare because I like it ! " ....Dogger on the meaning of life.
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am curious what foul type of hops(or quality) are in VB? what makes this beer so crap??? i cant seem to make a beer this foul??? do i need to brew at the wrong temp,use sucrose,mouldy hops and the dregs of some poor quality malt with bakers yeast to achieve a clone of this headache producing swill???
I think the issue here is willingness to spend money:
If the makers of VB can save 1c on every liter, they've saved a lot of money, so there's a huge incentive for them to cut corners and aim to churn out the highest volume for the lowest price. Let's fact it, most VB consumers are not to worried about quality.
On the other hand, most homebrewer I know are willing to spend a bit more to make their beer really good.
If the makers of VB can save 1c on every liter, they've saved a lot of money, so there's a huge incentive for them to cut corners and aim to churn out the highest volume for the lowest price. Let's fact it, most VB consumers are not to worried about quality.
On the other hand, most homebrewer I know are willing to spend a bit more to make their beer really good.
I left my fermenter in my other pants
This is the thing that always suprises me about VB drinkers, The stuff isnt that cheap, i would go as far as to say that its more of an image thing for alot as VB has always been seen as the great aussie yobbo beerblandy wrote:I think the issue here is willingness to spend money:
If the makers of VB can save 1c on every liter, they've saved a lot of money, so there's a huge incentive for them to cut corners and aim to churn out the highest volume for the lowest price. Let's fact it, most VB consumers are not to worried about quality.
On the other hand, most homebrewer I know are willing to spend a bit more to make their beer really good.
I'm not sure but I think I've heard it said tht VB is brewed with Pride of Ringwood hops.Beerdrinker32 wrote:am curious what foul type of hops(or quality) are in VB? what makes this beer so crap??? i cant seem to make a beer this foul??? do i need to brew at the wrong temp,use sucrose,mouldy hops and the dregs of some poor quality malt with bakers yeast to achieve a clone of this headache producing swill???
Paleman wrote:My godfather.......how horrific. Im no prude, but i almost threw up just reading Olivers post.Oliver wrote:Geoff once made a "Labia Lager", complete with picture from a naughty mag on the label.triumph wrote:Tastes like arse ... Would VERY much prefer a Labia Lager ...
Speaking of beer tasting like arse, did anyone see the video going around recently of the guy that gets a beer enema, then expels the liquid into a pint glass and has his mate drink it
It was hilarious, but sickening, as you may well imagine. So sickening in fact that one of the blokes present had to go and throw up just from watching it.
Sorry to lower the tone
Oliver
Nearly wasted a good stout......in the toilet bowl, at that thought.
Man that's crook
A homebrew is like a fart, only the brewer thinks it's great.
Give me a flying headbutt.......
Give me a flying headbutt.......
There's also a loyalty factor involved with VB. Bit like your car allegiances.blandy wrote:I think the issue here is willingness to spend money:
If the makers of VB can save 1c on every liter, they've saved a lot of money, so there's a huge incentive for them to cut corners and aim to churn out the highest volume for the lowest price. Let's fact it, most VB consumers are not to worried about quality.
On the other hand, most homebrewer I know are willing to spend a bit more to make their beer really good.
Jesus is coming - look busy
Got myself some labia lager last night and i thought it was A okBoonie wrote:Paleman wrote:My godfather.......how horrific. Im no prude, but i almost threw up just reading Olivers post.Oliver wrote:Geoff once made a "Labia Lager", complete with picture from a naughty mag on the label.triumph wrote:Tastes like arse ... Would VERY much prefer a Labia Lager ...
Speaking of beer tasting like arse, did anyone see the video going around recently of the guy that gets a beer enema, then expels the liquid into a pint glass and has his mate drink it
It was hilarious, but sickening, as you may well imagine. So sickening in fact that one of the blokes present had to go and throw up just from watching it.
Sorry to lower the tone
Oliver
Nearly wasted a good stout......in the toilet bowl, at that thought.
Man that's crook