Temperature Conversions
Posted: Wednesday Jul 20, 2005 12:59 am
The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
* New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
* Canadians plant gardens.
40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)
* Californians shiver uncontrollably.
* Canadians Sunbathe.
35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
* Italian Cars won't start
* Canadians drive with the windows down
32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
* Distilled water freezes
* Canadian water get thicker.
0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
* New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
* Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-40° Fahrenheit (-40° C)
* Hollywood disintegrates.
* Canadians rent some videos.
-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
* Mt. St. Helens freezes.
* Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
* Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
* Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
* Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
* Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
* Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
* Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
* Hell freezes over.
* The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
* New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
* Canadians plant gardens.
40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)
* Californians shiver uncontrollably.
* Canadians Sunbathe.
35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
* Italian Cars won't start
* Canadians drive with the windows down
32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
* Distilled water freezes
* Canadian water get thicker.
0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
* New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
* Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-40° Fahrenheit (-40° C)
* Hollywood disintegrates.
* Canadians rent some videos.
-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
* Mt. St. Helens freezes.
* Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
* Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
* Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
* Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
* Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
* Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
* Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
* Hell freezes over.
* The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.