Temperature Conversions

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Dogger Dan
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Temperature Conversions

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The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart


50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
* New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
* Canadians plant gardens.

40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)
* Californians shiver uncontrollably.
* Canadians Sunbathe.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
* Italian Cars won't start
* Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
* Distilled water freezes
* Canadian water get thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
* New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
* Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-40° Fahrenheit (-40° C)
* Hollywood disintegrates.
* Canadians rent some videos.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
* Mt. St. Helens freezes.
* Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.


-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
* Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
* Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
* Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
* Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
* Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
* Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
* Hell freezes over.
* The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
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14° C Sydney trains are delayed because of the cold weather

25° C Sydney trains are delayed because of the hot weather

Sydney trains are also delayed by rain, bright sunshine and winspeeds above 2.5Km/h
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Post by Evo »

Ha ! Nice Dogger. But you neglect to mention the fact that alot of Canadia can get up to the 30+ degree C mark as well. A fact that I didn't know until I was there and we picked up a Saskatchewan snowboarder hitchiking whilst driving our RV around your snowfields. And he explained it all with the Niagra Falls of snot pouring out his nose. What a memory.

...and they say Australia is tough country.
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Post by Dogger Dan »

Evo,

33 this week and last. Brew room temp 23, not a lager in site,

fridge temp 3

Awesome

Dogger
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