The good, the bad and the ugly of commercial beer and breweries, including microbreweries and craft breweries.
Pale_Ale
Posts: 1233 Joined: Wednesday Oct 25, 2006 10:46 pm
Location: Adelaide, SA
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by Pale_Ale » Monday May 07, 2007 8:06 pm
Since everyone is constantly bad-mouthing VB, I thought I'd start this thread to come up with more abbreviations for it, and share new abbreviations.
Benefits include:
- Surprise and amuse friends
- Giggle a bit
- That's all really
I will kick it off with the 2 common ones used down my way:
Vagina Backwash
Very Bad
Coopers.
lethaldog
Posts: 2716 Joined: Wednesday Jul 19, 2006 11:13 am
Location: Victoria
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by lethaldog » Monday May 07, 2007 8:11 pm
Cheers
Leigh
111222333
Posts: 162 Joined: Thursday Aug 18, 2005 7:44 pm
Location: Melb
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by 111222333 » Monday May 07, 2007 9:30 pm
If they could flavour VB like virgina back wash they'd make a fortune.
My way its Violent barf.
Keep it reel
Brewaholic
Posts: 81 Joined: Sunday Sep 24, 2006 12:42 pm
Location: Swan reach vic
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by Brewaholic » Monday May 07, 2007 10:22 pm
Does improve it got the recipe
One woman
one vb
your choice of hops
get your woman place upside down
spread legs insert vb
add 20g cascade steep 5 mins
add a few queeps for carbonation
best enjoyed room temp with straw.
lethaldog
Posts: 2716 Joined: Wednesday Jul 19, 2006 11:13 am
Location: Victoria
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by lethaldog » Monday May 07, 2007 10:25 pm
Cheers
Leigh
Iron-Haggis
Posts: 337 Joined: Sunday Jan 15, 2006 9:34 pm
Location: Sydney
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by Iron-Haggis » Monday May 07, 2007 10:49 pm
I used the term Vomit Beer personally. Although the funniest one I've ever heard was someone refer to it as Very Best.
Punk in Drublic
KEG
Posts: 1682 Joined: Thursday Dec 21, 2006 9:02 am
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by KEG » Tuesday May 08, 2007 8:42 am
OMG Brewaholic
tazman67
Posts: 227 Joined: Wednesday Apr 26, 2006 10:04 pm
Location: Brisbane Queeensland
Contact:
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by tazman67 » Tuesday May 08, 2007 9:45 am
Visitors Beer...saves my HB for me
I brew the beer I drink
Boonie
Posts: 1760 Joined: Friday Jul 21, 2006 6:41 pm
Location: Lake Macquarie
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by Boonie » Tuesday May 08, 2007 7:11 pm
Brewaholic
OMG
We call it Virgin Beer, dunno why.....maybe you're F$%#@d after a few have gone down on you
A homebrew is like a fart, only the brewer thinks it's great.
Give me a flying headbutt.......
Pale_Ale
Posts: 1233 Joined: Wednesday Oct 25, 2006 10:46 pm
Location: Adelaide, SA
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by Pale_Ale » Tuesday May 08, 2007 8:01 pm
Brewaholic, between that and the Virginia Tech joke, you are one sick puppy
Pale
(who has ashamedly told that joke to someone else to much shock and laughter)
Coopers.
Brewaholic
Posts: 81 Joined: Sunday Sep 24, 2006 12:42 pm
Location: Swan reach vic
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by Brewaholic » Thursday May 10, 2007 6:39 pm
What can i say? Too much vb will do that to a person
luke
Posts: 54 Joined: Saturday Feb 25, 2006 9:28 pm
Location: Toowoon Bay ,NSW, Australia
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by luke » Thursday May 10, 2007 8:44 pm
Very Brave !
Oliver
Administrator
Posts: 3424 Joined: Thursday Jul 22, 2004 1:22 am
Location: West Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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by Oliver » Friday May 11, 2007 4:43 pm
Vomit Bomb
Wassa
Posts: 579 Joined: Thursday Jul 14, 2005 1:22 pm
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by Wassa » Friday May 11, 2007 5:18 pm
Vile Beer
Virtually Benign
Very Bad
The liver is Evil and must be punished!!
Chris
Posts: 3716 Joined: Tuesday Oct 04, 2005 1:35 pm
Location: Northern Canberra
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by Chris » Monday May 14, 2007 12:31 pm
Vommitting bogan.
It doesn't matter who you are, after enough VB, you will become one.
DJ
Posts: 271 Joined: Wednesday May 24, 2006 3:03 pm
Location: Mt Annan, NSW
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by DJ » Thursday May 24, 2007 1:39 pm
I like to call it
"THE GREEN DEATH!"
DJ
"No Excuses" - Kostya Tszyu
rahne
Posts: 136 Joined: Friday May 11, 2007 10:24 am
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by rahne » Thursday May 24, 2007 7:58 pm
vucking bad
Oliver
Administrator
Posts: 3424 Joined: Thursday Jul 22, 2004 1:22 am
Location: West Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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by Oliver » Thursday Jan 17, 2008 4:35 pm
DJ wrote: I like to call it
"THE GREEN DEATH!"
Southwark Bitter from South Australia used to be called Green Death.
I'll post a pic of an old bottle when I get around to it
and you'll see the reason for the "Green" bit. For the "Death" part you really need to taste it
Cheers,
Oliver
Old Gil
Posts: 215 Joined: Friday Nov 09, 2007 6:43 pm
Location: Melbourne
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by Old Gil » Friday Jan 18, 2008 2:44 pm
Although i drank it for a fair while when i was young (and nieve)
and still living in Sydney
. Once i got some taste buds i started calling it Victorian Bullshit
Is it beer'o'clock yet
James L
Posts: 1045 Joined: Thursday Jun 07, 2007 10:11 am
Location: Perth WA
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by James L » Monday Jan 21, 2008 3:20 pm
For some reason my mate calls it
Vitamin B?
I freely admit that I was Very Very Drunk....
"They speak of my drinking, but never consider my thirst."