The world's worst beer?

The good, the bad and the ugly of commercial beer and breweries, including microbreweries and craft breweries.

What is the world's worst beer?

Budweiser (US)
39
15%
Carlton Crown Lager (Aust)
21
8%
Carlton Cold (Aust)
52
21%
Foster's (Aust)
24
9%
Hahn Ice (Aust)
22
9%
Beez Neez (Aust)
7
3%
Kokanee Glacier Beer (Canada)
0
No votes
Haywards 5000 (India)
1
0%
Geelong Pale Ale, Schonbrauhaus, Sparkling Ale or Bitter (Aust)
4
2%
Miller Genuine Draft (US)
10
4%
Amstel Lager (Holland)
5
2%
Boar's Rock Premium Lager (Aust)
1
0%
Victoria Bitter (Aust)
67
26%
 
Total votes: 253

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Post by Danzar »

lethaldog wrote:
Danzar wrote:After last weekend, I'll add Boags St George to my list of 'don't touch unless you're staked out over an ant hill covered in honey' beers.
Ive never tried the st george but ive heard similar reports, hence the fact that i have not tried it :lol: :lol:
Think Millers. Then think Budweiser.

You get the drift. :wink:
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Post by lethaldog »

Ahh yep, glad i never tried it :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by beerdrinker »

how about bintang? tastes like it has some heavy chems in there,tastes better than vb though
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Post by Eureka »

I had a VB at an 18th birthday party last night. What was I thinking? I must have had a momentary lapse of reasoning. God it was shit house. :cry:
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Post by Turner »

you guys need to try this beer called Cintra
it's from Portugal...they're selling it in the local bottleshop for $27 a carton
my housemate bought a carton of it and it is the most FOUL beer i have ever tasted

beez neez is pretty shit too
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Post by The Proud Anselmo »

mmmm Cintra I remember having that often a while ago purely because it was so cheap. Mind you if your going to be drinking something that terrible you may as well not be paying much for it. Unlike Toohey Extra Dry Platinum, now that is both pricey and absolutely horrid.
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Post by rwh »

Haha yeah, I had a carlton draught the other day. It's been longer than I thought since I'd had one (used to be my staple beer), and farking hell, it was a load of dog's bollocks! :lol: I mean, it tastes like the bottom of a birdscage. I reckon it must be all the sugar. Just another example of the HB experience raising one's expectations I guess. I just know I'm going to be buying expensive beers whenever I go to pubs now. :cry:
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Post by Cleric »

I didn't see Busch mentioned here. That is undoubtedly brewed with piss water.
Moosehead as Dogger mentioned is awful. Every bottle I have had smells like skunk piss (tastes like it too).
You can tar and feather me if you want to, but Hooengarde(sp) is the worst beer I have ever had the misfortune of trying. I can still drink a terrible beer, but that one I have to pour out.
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Post by KEG »

Hoegaarden?
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Post by Pale_Ale »

Hoegaarden? Worst beer?

Sacrilege!

You must have got a bad lot!
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Post by KEG »

twasn't me saying it, i was offering a spelling suggestion to the poster above me, he posted
Cleric wrote:Hooengarde(sp) is the worst beer I have ever had the misfortune of trying.
i haven't actually tried Hoegaarden, and haven't seen it in any bottle shops. if it's anything like LCPA i won't like it
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KEG wrote:Hoegaarden?
Yes thank you.
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Pale_Ale wrote:Hoegaarden? Worst beer?

Sacrilege!

You must have got a bad lot!
I hope that is the case. I picked it up because I heard so much about it. Maybe in the distant future I will give it another whirl.
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Post by muddy »

While you are all on the wheat beer rant....here's my new world's worst

Naked Ale at Young and Jackson's in Melbourne. Took a full day to drink the taste away. The most disgusting wheat I have ever tasted.
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Post by buscador »

Orangeboom
comes in tall boy cans,
tastes like shit
but on a hot golf course
i'll drink anything
so f&*k it
and crack one open...
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You had me at dry hopping.
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Post by corks »

someone may have mentioned this, but brahma by far. ye gods it is horrible. it was either that or a brand called pilsener (which may have once been a true pilsner) in every bar in ecuador. i always chose pilsener, and it is about as good as a carlton coldie.
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Post by Pale_Ale »

How can Beez Neez ever be considered to be in the running for Worlds Worst Beer??????
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Post by MagooMan »

Pale_Ale,
Buddy it tastes like camel jizz....or how i would imagine camel jizz to taste like
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Post by KEG »

i just don't see the similarity... i like beez neez :P
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Post by lethaldog »

But have you tasted camel jizz?? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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