Tequila Christmas Cake

Dogger Dan · Post by **Dogger Dan** » Wednesday Dec 21, 2005 11:56 am

It's that time of year again, try it, it's aweshum...

Ingredients:

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups of dried fruit

Directions:

Sample the tequila to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the tequila again.

To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer.

Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of
sugar.
Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK.

Try another cup... just in case.

Turn! off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit up off floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a
drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt.

Check the tequila.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

No wait..shtrain the lemon juice and shift your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.

Merry Christmas !!!

db · Post by db » Wednesday Dec 21, 2005 12:10 pm

nice one dogger.

I just scored a bottle of vodka.. might try a vodka one instead of tequila

grabman · Post by **grabman** » Wednesday Dec 21, 2005 1:19 pm

I don't have cat, what should I wipe the counter with

yardglass · Post by **yardglass** » Wednesday Dec 21, 2005 3:34 pm

classic.

gregb · Post by **gregb** » Wednesday Dec 21, 2005 6:47 pm

I don't have cat, what should I wipe the counter with

The curtains should do fine.

grabman · Post by **grabman** » Thursday Dec 22, 2005 9:36 am

cheers Greg, should have thought of that, after all curtains are great to wipe your hands on if there are no towels handy!!!

General · Post by **General** » Friday Dec 23, 2005 8:59 am

Grab, that's why god invented jean.

recharge · Post by **recharge** » Sunday Dec 25, 2005 6:58 pm

just what i needed sitting at work on xmas day, a good laugh cheers dogger.
I think ill go home after work and make that. Hope my dog's not to heavy or could look outside for a chicken. Maybe ill just let the wife clean the bench.