perusing the forum while drunk

triumph · Post by **triumph** » Wednesday Jul 27, 2005 9:03 pm

I have just had a thought, an epiphany if you will, and this is that while I sit here dispatching rather a few too many hops infused relaxation potions of a domestic nature, my wonder is: Am I the only one to ever write on this veritable Cornucopia of knowledge while as pissed as a fart?

Tipsy · Post by **Tipsy** » Wednesday Jul 27, 2005 9:43 pm

I'm way too drunk to understand what you're talkinn about!!

Evo · Post by **Evo** » Wednesday Jul 27, 2005 10:10 pm

Well Triumph. While we seem to speak the same language, something appears to be lost in the translation. Like, why would a man name himself after a bra. Oh the things I ponder...

triumph · Post by **triumph** » Wednesday Jul 27, 2005 10:24 pm

Evo, sorry to say that it is triumph the old english car. am rather partial to the one you described though. or rather, what they contain...

grabman · Post by **grabman** » Wednesday Jul 27, 2005 11:50 pm

ah Evo the things we ponder when pissed we are!!!

Tis a triumph to behold!! Remember more than a mouthful is a ..........

Dogger Dan · Post by **Dogger Dan** » Thursday Jul 28, 2005 2:35 am

Yeh and more than a hand span is a sprained wrist

I am taking after the immortal Socrates.

Dogger

Evo · Post by **Evo** » Thursday Jul 28, 2005 8:44 am

Ah yes. Breasts and beer. If only there was a way of combining the two.

gregb · Post by **gregb** » Thursday Jul 28, 2005 8:55 pm

Breasts and beer. If only there was a way of combining the two.

Yeah, Homebrew and net porn.

Post by **Oliver** » Friday Jul 29, 2005 12:56 pm

gregb wrote:
Breasts and beer. If only there was a way of combining the two.
Yeah, Homebrew and net porn.

Hmmm. I've been there once or twice.

Triumph,

What's your favourite Triumph?

Oliver

undercover1 · Post by **undercover1** » Friday Jul 29, 2005 1:12 pm

Hmmm.
I cannot remember who said it, but I seem to recall a quote along the lines of "All men want is a woman, who looks like their mother, but younger, and with bigger breasts, which give beer when sucked."

ps Oliver, thanks for sharing! Only once or twice???

gregb · Post by **gregb** » Friday Jul 29, 2005 7:47 pm

I am just pleased that I am not alone.

triumph · Post by **triumph** » Friday Jul 29, 2005 8:17 pm

Oliver,
Am tempted to say that it is about a 14C, but actually tis a 2000 sedan. Only hope my home brewing responds as well to experimentation as the car has! On the cobining of breasts and beer, i saw in an english comic called Viz a small cartoon telling wives what to get their husbands as a gift. It was done in a 1950's style and was advertising: "Get your husband what he REALLY wants this Christmas - An enormous tit full of Beer!" showed a smiling bloke holding a pint glass under a huge nipple. Was gold i tells you...

dab123 · Post by **dab123** » Friday Jul 29, 2005 9:57 pm

How did this post go from being pissed when posting replies
to Tits full of beer , which is a very seriouse subject .
perhaps I am just to pissed to follow the reasoning
at present ?.

Post by **Oliver** » Saturday Jul 30, 2005 12:44 am

undercover1 wrote:...
ps Oliver, thanks for sharing! Only once or twice???

Well, OK, maybe three or four time. But that's all. I swear.

By the way, to get back to the original subject of this post, I'm absolutely off my titties!

Oliver

Merlin · Post by **Merlin** » Wednesday Aug 03, 2005 8:28 am

triumph wrote: On the cobining of breasts and beer, i saw in an english comic called Viz a small cartoon telling wives what to get their husbands as a gift. It was done in a 1950's style and was advertising: "Get your husband what he REALLY wants this Christmas - An enormous tit full of Beer!" showed a smiling bloke holding a pint glass under a huge nipple.

As I recall from that most marvelous of films A Clockwork Orange , the lads would begin their nights of mischief and madness at a bar where the drinks were dispensed from the nipples of some fairly nubile ladies, statues though they were. It was never disclosed what was in them (the drinks, that is

), but it would be nice to think that at least one contained an ale worthy of causing such behaviour.

undercover1 · Post by **undercover1** » Wednesday Aug 03, 2005 12:35 pm

That'll be the Korova Milkbar, Merlin, where Alex & his droogs drink "milk with knives in it". Speed milkshakes, I believe, beer having sadly gone out of fashion in their world. Unlike bowler hats.

Merlin · Post by **Merlin** » Wednesday Aug 03, 2005 3:17 pm

... and cod-pieces. Thank you, undercover1, I shall endevour to pay more attention to dialogue in future

Redsicks · Post by **Redsicks** » Wednesday Aug 03, 2005 11:09 pm

I'm hivnag troblue fowlliong tihs tehrad, mbyae I'm too pisesd off my tits to raed peprorly? Waht do you tnhik? Hmm...

Cheres - Rdseicks

Redsicks · Post by **Redsicks** » Thursday Aug 04, 2005 8:52 am

Don't seem to recall writing that???!

Triumph,
I don't think your alone in wondering

triumph wrote: Am I the only one to ever write on this veritable Cornucopia of knowledge while as pissed as a fart?

Ok, I'll admit to it, most nights when I read these posts I have a feeling of slight numbness.

Proost - Redsicks

triumph · Post by **triumph** » Friday Aug 05, 2005 10:33 pm

Its been a while since i posted my original question, and it is heartening to see that I am indeed not the only one to correspond while enlightened by alcohol. And I thought it was my "secret shame" (apologies to Homer Simpson and his tulip eating). Thank you all for bestowing on me the knowledge that I am among a fraternity of fellow substance abusers. All is well again...

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