New 3-word story - The Pub with no Beer

[earle]

beer spilled on

[rotten]

perky voluptuous breasts

[warra48]

unless we can

[Oliver]

avoid the shark

[RuddyCrazy]

who fondles keenly

[rotten]

until we come

[warra48]

to our senses

[earle]

but that's not

[Guru]

what the shark

[earle]

said to the

[emnpaul]

slutty crack whore

[bullfrog]

when she surprised

[earle]

it by running

[rotten]

Towards Amy Winehouse

[emnpaul]

Towards Amy Winehouse

with a bottle

[rotten]

And crack pipe

[RuddyCrazy]

only to find

[rotten]

She was sober

[earle]

as a dingo

[RuddyCrazy]

with a baby