Boonie wrote:No 2
A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into a K-Mart store with
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The K-Mart greeter, stationed at the store entrance says, "Good morning,
and welcome to K-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly, aggressive woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. Oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just plain stupid?
"No Ma'am, I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the Greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
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