A bit nothing
For a start it's not amber, so it falls at the first hurdle in its claim to be an "amber lager". More golden.
Oliver: "I haven't tasted this one yet but it smells better than the last one." (Hump Back Pale Ale.)
Owen (having had a sip): "It smells better. It's not diabolical, but ... It's definitely better than the last one, I'll give it that."
A reasonably sweet nothing beer, with little hop character.
A little sour, but less so than the Pale Ale.