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ale limerick
Posted: Saturday May 14, 2005 8:15 pm
by tommo
An old man named Phinneus Potter,
Drank Ale when the weather got hotter,
But if offered ' Yank Beer '
He'd yell " SEX IN A CANOE "
Because it was f*#%ing near water. !
tommo.
rhyming pattern
Posted: Sunday May 15, 2005 8:40 am
by Pyssedas Heavy Industrial
hey dude - love the sentiments - and don't wish to sound like an ex-english teacher but i'm not sure about rhyming beer with canoe!
Posted: Sunday May 15, 2005 9:04 am
by Dogger Dan
I never looked that far, My issue was "hotter" and "beer"
Dogger
hmmm
Posted: Sunday May 15, 2005 9:20 am
by Pyssedas Heavy Industrial
was always under the impression that rhyming pattern went
A
A
B
B
A
if that makes sense - hmm didn't imagine myself having these conversations on the board
Posted: Sunday May 15, 2005 9:59 am
by Evo
Perhaps if you changed "Yank beer" to "Yank brew".
Posted: Sunday May 15, 2005 10:50 am
by grabman
ah good one Evo, then it would conform to the limerick pattern as outlined by Pyssedas!
geez, listen to the teacher crap coming out and on a Sunday morning as well.
I better find something useful to do, like bottle a brew!!
Posted: Sunday May 15, 2005 10:59 am
by rain
The way I heard it was "SEX ON THE BEACH"
Posted: Sunday May 15, 2005 12:28 pm
by grabman
just have to watch the sand in that case, it gets everywhere!!!
Posted: Sunday May 15, 2005 2:15 pm
by Lebowski
An old man named Morgan Molder,
Drank Lager when the weather got colder,
But if offered ' VB '
He'd yell " I'D RATHER DRINK PEE "
Then he turned and gave the cold shoulder. !
Posted: Sunday May 15, 2005 5:29 pm
by tommo
G'day all,
It seemed to be the perfect rhyme at the time.
As a Poet I make a pretty good Boilermaker.
tommo.