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VB Recipe

Posted: Monday Apr 21, 2008 4:01 pm
by Kevnlis
While searching for fly traps in an attempt at alleviating my biting midge problem I found this VB recipe:

http://www.abc.net.au/queensland/stories/s1854840.htm

It probably needs a bit of POR and I am not sure the brown sugar is right, but otherwise looks spot on ;)

Re: VB Recipe

Posted: Monday Apr 21, 2008 7:21 pm
by KEG
LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: VB Recipe

Posted: Monday Apr 21, 2008 9:11 pm
by warra48
Sounds ultra tasty. :twisted: :twisted:
Change the brown to white sugar, add some POR hop extract, and you'd have it spot on. :lol: :D

Re: VB Recipe

Posted: Monday Apr 21, 2008 11:10 pm
by matr
Kevnlis I want to have a crack at this but just a couple of questions??

1) Should I be hydrated or dehydrated when I take my urine sample??? (I guess it will change the bitterness???)

2) Is it essential I wear a wife basher singlet & a pair of stubbies (with my balls hanging out) while making this?? Will it change the over-all flavour?

3) Will centrelink consider this as a job?


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: VB Recipe

Posted: Tuesday Apr 22, 2008 3:04 pm
by Kevnlis
matr wrote:1) Should I be hydrated or dehydrated when I take my urine sample??? (I guess it will change the bitterness???)
I guess you may have to adjust the quantity of urine used depending on your body's level of hydration, have a VB drinking mate test for raw flavour before adding to the brew.
matr wrote:2) Is it essential I wear a wife basher singlet & a pair of stubbies (with my balls hanging out) while making this?? Will it change the over-all flavour?
Yes of course it is necessary, as is a pair of the cheapest old worn out thongs you own. I think the flavour will speak for itself there...
matr wrote:3) Will centrelink consider this as a job?
This is a tough one, they definitely consider the drinking of VB a job, brewing on the other hand...

Re: VB Recipe

Posted: Tuesday Apr 22, 2008 5:12 pm
by ryan
Sorry but I have to disagree on one point there - sending him to Centrelink with his balls hanging out is not good advice :shock:

Re: VB Recipe

Posted: Tuesday Apr 22, 2008 9:57 pm
by KEG
that depends - is Elton John working for Centrelink now?


i think we've had this discussion...

Re: VB Recipe

Posted: Wednesday Apr 23, 2008 9:07 am
by Chris
KEG wrote:is Elton John working for Centrelink now?
No, only his stool.

Re: VB Recipe

Posted: Thursday Apr 24, 2008 12:38 am
by KEG
ah yes, that brings it all back.


on topic though, i think this should actually be in the recipes section rather than general discussion - it's a fairly authentic recipe, after all.

Re: VB Recipe

Posted: Thursday Apr 24, 2008 7:44 am
by Chris
Yeah, but I wouldn't brag about it.