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Sport

Posted: Monday Jan 23, 2006 3:26 pm
by JaCk_SpArRoW
Im assuming everyone likes Tennis?....if not, here's a reason to start!

http://images.google.com.au/imgres?imgu ... l%26sa%3DN

Posted: Monday Jan 23, 2006 3:29 pm
by JaCk_SpArRoW

Posted: Monday Jan 23, 2006 3:35 pm
by Kippo
Yeh she's a bloody ripper hey? Yeh i like tennis. Play A grade juniors for Eildon Park tennis club in South east melbourne. Might go play cricket soon though.

Posted: Monday Jan 23, 2006 3:38 pm
by JaCk_SpArRoW
Hell yeah she is man, gawd damn....she's the hottest tennis playa I've ever seen!

http://www.graffitipress.it/Sport/20050 ... 12_std.jpg

Posted: Monday Jan 23, 2006 3:50 pm
by Kippo
Yeh there is a few around. What a match between Sharapova and Hantucova. Feast for the old eyes! :D :lol:

Posted: Monday Jan 23, 2006 4:00 pm
by JaCk_SpArRoW
Yeah, it was definitely one to hang around to watch...the eyes def got a workout! :lol: :lol:

Posted: Monday Jan 23, 2006 7:33 pm
by grabman
just makes you want to get the racquet out and have a go!!!

Posted: Monday Jan 23, 2006 7:44 pm
by Ed
Mines in mothballs, but hell if there's sheilas like that playing, I might have to dust the cobwebs off the Prince. Nice work Jack.

Cheers, Ed

Posted: Monday Jan 23, 2006 8:04 pm
by yardglass
kirilenko is another russian hottie.

or so the apprentices at work inform me... :lol:

Posted: Tuesday Jan 24, 2006 7:13 am
by JaCk_SpArRoW
grabman wrote:just makes you want to get the "racquet" out and have a go!!!
They have all sorts of names for it these days dont they grab? :lol: :lol:

Posted: Tuesday Jan 24, 2006 8:36 am
by Dogger Dan
Give me a beer any day

Women are a pain in the ass

Dogger

wrong sport

Posted: Tuesday Jan 24, 2006 9:02 am
by Pyssedas Heavy Industrial
man you guys have it all wrong - you should come down to my lawn bowls club one day...

Posted: Tuesday Jan 24, 2006 9:45 am
by grabman
ooh jack sends an ace whizzing past grabman,

luv - 15

Posted: Tuesday Jan 24, 2006 10:13 am
by JaCk_SpArRoW
grabman wrote:ooh jack sends an ace whizzing past grabman,

luv - 15
247 km/h

Jack serves again, on the line, straight down the centre...grabman returns, backhand slice to Jack's forehand, centre court...Jack returns with a sliced drop shot which pops up, grabman returns with a power shot, loads of top spin, back corner on jacks backhand...jack stretches & miss hits it into the crowd...

15 all

Posted: Tuesday Jan 24, 2006 10:16 am
by grabman
the crowd is hushed,

Jack serves!

let

serves again wide, grabman just reaches it and lobs it safely over Jacks head.

15 - 30

c'mon!!!!!!

Posted: Tuesday Jan 24, 2006 10:19 am
by JaCk_SpArRoW
Image

Posted: Tuesday Jan 24, 2006 10:23 am
by JaCk_SpArRoW
Jack serves,

Power serve at 232 km/h.....ACE!...another $100 to the Childerens Tennis Foundation! YESSSS! :D

30 all

Posted: Tuesday Jan 24, 2006 11:09 am
by grabman
Jack serves, deep and wide, grab thunders a return down the line, jack lets lose a mighty backhand straight at grab, grab blocks it straight into the net,

BUGGER!!!!

40 - 30

match point! :cry: :cry:

Posted: Tuesday Jan 24, 2006 11:13 am
by JaCk_SpArRoW
The crowed is silent...someone sneezes...the crowd laughs!

Jack serves, 203k/mh off pace, kick serve

grabman returns with a sweet, off pace forehand drive back at jack...

jack returns with a top spun cross court shot, centre court...

grab return with a similar shot

jack returns

grab returns

jack takes the opportunity to check out Sharapova in the stand

grab return with a power shot...hits jack in the nuts...jack goes down

Deuce

Posted: Tuesday Jan 24, 2006 11:16 am
by grabman
grab looks at Jack, the crowd is hushed, jack staggers to his feet.

He gathers himself, stares at Grab and bam a 250kmh winner straight down the line,

Grab is stunned, makes mental note, don't hit Jack in nuts again!!!

adv Jack