Parents/wives/girlfriends finding your porn
Posted: Saturday Dec 10, 2005 2:19 pm
LOL here is a topic from another list pretty funny thought you might get a laugh over it cheers
anyway heres mine
My mate Gerry and myself where asked to attend our local priest Father O'******'s garden as he was in hospital with pancreitis. We had to mow the lawn and weed the garden on a scorching hot Mallee day.
It got too hot and we decided to have a break in the garden shed attached to the garage. As there were no seats we had to find something to sit on , in the far corner under the workbench there was a old steel esky, that would be ok to sit on, but it had a handle on the lid , I suggested to Gerry to turn the lid upside down as that would be more comfortable as he did we made a startling discovery about 30 Health and Efficiency magazines where inside the esky.
Excited about our discovery we took the lot, since porn is at a premium in a small Mallee town, the newsagent knew everyone and it was virtually impossible to obtain. Exicited over all of this we couldnt wait to tell our mates at school!!.
Anyway all our schoolmates used to go around to Gerry's place during school lunch time and read our new found literature. This all went well till one day Gerry's mum forgot her tatts ticket and came home during lunch. The house had one of those stupid sliding doors which meant anyone was inside before we could hear them. Anyway she sprung the whole lot of us (5 of us) around the kitchen table reading H & E's. "why arn't you at school??, what are you reading??"
Anyway it all got out, Gerrys father gave him a flogging for reading filth, and a extra flogging for lying saying that they were Father O'******"s. Gerry's parents went on a bit of a crusade to all our parents, they came around with the H &E's at my place and I got a flogging from my parents. I retreated to my room and both my and gerry's parents sat at the kitchen table reading the H & E's cover to cover saying things like "disgusting, the filth' till about midnight. Poor Maso copped the worse, Gerry's parents went to his parents who were lutheran church elders and it was too much for them. He was sent to a christian boarding school the next year.
Basically in a small Mallee town they make mountains out a molehill, in the city this will barely rate. The headmaster found out and we were banned from leaving the school premises during school hours and had to do chores like picking up rubbish at lunch times.
Looking back on the incident these days it seems pretty funny , it wasnt then though.LOL
Society has changed a lot since then In the 70s if you said you nicked porn from a priest you will be called a liar and get flogged, nowadays its a case of "how many did he have" LOL
anyway heres mine
My mate Gerry and myself where asked to attend our local priest Father O'******'s garden as he was in hospital with pancreitis. We had to mow the lawn and weed the garden on a scorching hot Mallee day.
It got too hot and we decided to have a break in the garden shed attached to the garage. As there were no seats we had to find something to sit on , in the far corner under the workbench there was a old steel esky, that would be ok to sit on, but it had a handle on the lid , I suggested to Gerry to turn the lid upside down as that would be more comfortable as he did we made a startling discovery about 30 Health and Efficiency magazines where inside the esky.
Excited about our discovery we took the lot, since porn is at a premium in a small Mallee town, the newsagent knew everyone and it was virtually impossible to obtain. Exicited over all of this we couldnt wait to tell our mates at school!!.
Anyway all our schoolmates used to go around to Gerry's place during school lunch time and read our new found literature. This all went well till one day Gerry's mum forgot her tatts ticket and came home during lunch. The house had one of those stupid sliding doors which meant anyone was inside before we could hear them. Anyway she sprung the whole lot of us (5 of us) around the kitchen table reading H & E's. "why arn't you at school??, what are you reading??"
Anyway it all got out, Gerrys father gave him a flogging for reading filth, and a extra flogging for lying saying that they were Father O'******"s. Gerry's parents went on a bit of a crusade to all our parents, they came around with the H &E's at my place and I got a flogging from my parents. I retreated to my room and both my and gerry's parents sat at the kitchen table reading the H & E's cover to cover saying things like "disgusting, the filth' till about midnight. Poor Maso copped the worse, Gerry's parents went to his parents who were lutheran church elders and it was too much for them. He was sent to a christian boarding school the next year.
Basically in a small Mallee town they make mountains out a molehill, in the city this will barely rate. The headmaster found out and we were banned from leaving the school premises during school hours and had to do chores like picking up rubbish at lunch times.
Looking back on the incident these days it seems pretty funny , it wasnt then though.LOL
Society has changed a lot since then In the 70s if you said you nicked porn from a priest you will be called a liar and get flogged, nowadays its a case of "how many did he have" LOL
Dogger
bookmarks I had to rollback until the opdate extension is available.Foxytunes is a great extension as it lets you listen to beer music while checking o&g beeripeidea