Evo's Poney

[Dogger Dan]

Evo,

I have had enough of this nag so I have sent it here. http://collections.ic.gc.ca/sableisland ... dex_ho.htm Hope its happy

I tried to get it a usefull job pulling the beer cart but they wanted one of those Bud Horses. Then it was off to the glue man but it turned out it was an endangered species and then I really was in the shite. Green Peace was all over me like white on rice. I even had Tom Cruise ringing me up telling me I needed to join the cause and to give up beer. I explained to him that my beer was au natural. Said it didn't matter. Well then I asked him what it was like to puke through an air mask like he did in that F14 onboard Enterprise when doing Top Gun. That shut him up right quick I tell you.

So then I tried to tell them that it was a gift to Evo in Australia from Santa Oliver and Post Man Pete had way to many and left it here for safe keeping. Mail Man Mike wanted nothing to do with the beast so I couldn't move it on and how was I to know it was a Sable. Not like it talked to me unless I had 18 pints and then It didn't speak English.

They also seemed to be up set that it was sleeping in the house, like I know why. I tried to explain I was looking after it the best I could but it wasn't working.

Then I wanted to know who was going to pay for all the grain this thing ate and they said I had to take it up with the Queen. Can't figure that out but I sent Shania an E-Mail any way. Still waiting for a response back. Call it a hunch but I think I am coming up with the short end of the stick on this

Additional one of these visitors thinks he sees a face in the dung and is trying to get me to sell it on E-Bay.

Is there any wonder I drink? Anyway, I hope it is happy on Sable Island

So Evo, how did you make out with my sled?


Dogger

[munkey]

comedy dogger comedy.

[Evo]

Ha ! Nice work Dogger. I feel much better now knowing that my pony is happy living life on an island. Not the island is was originally meant to be living on, but anyways...

Yeah, your sled is still on the scene. It now has truck bearings welded to the four corners and is a great way to get home from the pub without risking the ol' booze bus.

Cheers

[Dogger Dan]

As long as they are 5 foot tires

DOgger