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Dogger Dan wrote:Boy, you gave her a ton of credit there

I used the term "body of a woman" loosely...

Dogger Dan wrote:Shine, Moonshine, the still in the back woods where strengers get shot. "The Recipe" to quote from the Waltons.

I thought that's what you meant...sorry, but can't help out the lot with that. I don't doubt that it's being distilled somewhere in Arkansas at this very minute, though.

buscador wrote:tell the prettiest waitress at Outback she's a feral bogan,

sure to get you some digits, maybe even breakfast

So that's the line you use to chat up the sheilas, eh buscador?

I checked out an online Aussie slang dictionary today...found out my soon-to-be-ex-wife is a bogan...with a mappa Tassie as dry as a dead dingo's donger...

Like I said, "Bloody informative, this forum is!"

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KIP wrote:

buscador wrote:tell the prettiest waitress at Outback she's a feral bogan,

sure to get you some digits, maybe even breakfast

So that's the line you use to chat up the sheilas, eh buscador?

I checked out an online Aussie slang dictionary today...found out my soon-to-be-ex-wife is a bogan...with a mappa Tassie as dry as a dead dingo's donger...

Like I said, "Bloody informative, this forum is!"

Want to learn some Strine, KIP?
Do you have an egg nitioner at your place?

Nah mate hop on the goon and go hunting for some dropbears

ryan wrote:Do you have an egg nitioner at your place?

Yup, I do, mate. Too right. Ava captains at this: We Seppos nition our eggs before we boil them. Seriously, it's approaching summer 'ere, mate, and I live in a warm climate, so it's a bloody good idea to have an egg nitioner. When it gets especially hot, there will usually be a news story of an elderly person being found dead in his/her home because he/she didn't have an egg nitioner. 'Ow about you, mate? I reckon it gets hot enough in Brisvegas for you to need an egg nitioner of your own.

Pale_Ale wrote:Nah mate hop on the goon and go hunting for some dropbears

Good on ya, mate. You've got me stumped. When it comes to hunting for dropbears, I'm a snag short of a barbie...

(Well, I'll tell ya what happens when you drink grog and ava go at posting to this forum...ya click Edit when you meant to click Quote. So as a result, part of this original post has been lost. C'est la vie.)

Cheers,
John

Welcome KIP.
I hear the natives from Arkansas like mount'n women.
Any truth to the rumour?

By the way, you Seppos have one of the most informative home brewers in your own country. Check out John Palmer and his book How to Brew.

I'm not an aussie by birth, but a clogwog.

warra48 wrote:I hear the natives from Arkansas like mount'n women. Any truth to the rumour?

Reckon! And we like going down in the valley too, mate (wink wink nudge nudge)!

warra48 wrote:Check out John Palmer and his book How to Brew.

I've read Volume 1 (the online version of the book). Excellent read.

warra48 wrote:I'm not an aussie by birth, but a clogwog.

First time I've heard clogwog; ta for the new word, mate. Where are you from, if not from Oz?

Cheers,
John

If he`s a clogwog probably a Dutchman. I`ve never heard it before either
Anyway KIP, you haven`t seen that shithead Judge Parker hanging around Fort Smith lately have you?

KIP wrote:

Pale_Ale wrote:Nah mate hop on the goon and go hunting for some dropbears

Good on ya, mate. You've got me stumped. When it comes to hunting for dropbears, I'm a snag short of a barbie...

Now mate, ya know there's no such thing as a dinky-di dropbear. Do you really know a sandgroper who's seen one? But you had me seppo head spinning round for a little while.

Cheers,
John

ryan wrote:...you haven`t seen that shithead Judge Parker hanging around Fort Smith lately have you?

Nup, mate, seeing as he died 110 years ago...

Dere go de judge.

Roy Bean would have been a pacifist compared to Mr. Parker.

ryan wrote:If he`s a clogwog probably a Dutchman.

Spot on ryan.


NTRabbit's sign off "het witte konijn" is Dutch for "the white rabbit"

Off topic here, but <b>warra48</b> or <b>NTRabbit</b>, either one of you familiar with the Dutch sixties rock band Q65? They recorded a few excellent tracks in the mid-to-late sixties.

Hey kip, nothing wrong with clog's. Hell my 2nd wife even helps with the bottling . Beware of sheilas who wear moccaisons , = trouble