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Wouldn't it be more like roaoor with a barney?

Dogger Dan wrote:Sorry,

I didn't mean for it to be cheap

Dogger

Didn't think it was that bad myself! Anyway, thanks for the advice and the warm welcome guys. This place looks like it's got the finest collection of brew monsters in the world! Merry Christmas!

Well, I'm a-brewin'! Got impatient, which probably contradicts the zen of homebrewing, but we've got a lovely smell in our bathroom... bit warm (mid twenties but looking for a good-sozed towel to wet it down)... dark in stormy night in Briz last night, which was quite appropriate for Barney and his two-y.o daughter to be fossicking in the lab, creating monsters! This morning saw lots of bubbling at the airlock and renewed excitement and anticipation in the Barney house... WE'RE AWAY!

GO Barney GO

Dogger

All advice here is good. Just something to note: the tin that comes with the Coopers kit is a regular Coopers Lager, which has an ale yeast with it, so don't brew it below 18C. See http://www.homebrewandbeer.com/forum/vi ... .php?t=571 for a list of what yeasts come with which Coopers kits.

Also, do watch the video, if only to check out Lisa! And keep an eye out during the video for the expression on her face every time a beer comes within two feet of her lips. It's superb!

Cheers,

Oliver

Oliver wrote:Also, do watch the video, if only to check out Lisa! And keep an eye out during the video for the expression on her face every time a beer comes within two feet of her lips. It's superb!

I've seen the video Olly & I agree...she's HOT!...I'd 'hop' her for sure!...her facial expressions are priceless!

JaCk_SpArRoW wrote:

Oliver wrote:Also, do watch the video, if only to check out Lisa! And keep an eye out during the video for the expression on her face every time a beer comes within two feet of her lips. It's superb!

I've seen the video Olly & I agree...she's HOT!...I'd 'hop' her for sure!...her facial expressions are priceless!

I've got something else to place near those lips

keep it clean boys I meant my lips,

she makes the video worth watching

They should just let her do the videos...that clown in it kinda just makes it annoying...plus it would be better if they created a Coopers bikini for her to wear when brewing!

hey maybe when we get the T-shirts sorted we can start on bikinis ourselves, I'll volunteer to help with fitting them to the models we get to try them

or a Coopers G String...



mmmmmmmmmmmmmm G String.

Look what you've started now Olly!

I think I'll reincarnate myself into the material they use to make them, that sounds nice!

now that's a thought Yardie!

can also make sure a bottle opener is in the design so they are practical as well as decorative.....

grabman wrote:I'll volunteer to help with fitting them to the models we get to try them

I have some contacts considering this is the porn captial...so Im sure I could find some decent models to contribute their time & curves for a good cause...we'll just pay them in beer!

grabman wrote:now that's a thought Yardie!

can also make sure a bottle opener is in the design so they are practical as well as decorative.....

maybe a couple of spotlights built in for when the urge to brew at 2 am strikes...

aaah Canberra, not just home to our politicians but our porn industry as well!!!

is that a safe combination, we have our beloved PM john howhard


Hey yardie, maybe add some wheels to make them easier to move

grabman wrote:is that a safe combination, we have our beloved PM john howhard

I dont think the combination of porn & John Howard should really be used in the same sentence, that just conjures up some seriously sick visuals!

grabman wrote:

Hey yardie, maybe add some wheels to make them easier to move

and alas, when their days as a brew assistant are over and they depart this mortal coil for a higher brew plane, we shall bury them with their bums in the air so we have somewhere to park our bycycle....

Oliver,

Not to be a dick but the last video you asked me to watch was some bloke having a beer shoved up his butt and then his winger drank it. I am not following you on any more beer related videos, I don't care how pretty you say she is.



Dogger

Where is this perverse vid ?

501 wrote:Where is this perverse vid ?

Never seen it but im with 501 on this...wanna see it just for the laugh value!