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Re: Pure randomness
Posted: Friday Jun 22, 2012 8:38 pm
by emnpaul
Microsoft Excell. WTF is with that program! Ever tried to set up calculations and graphs? It's like rocket science.
Has Bullfrog had his baby yet? Let's choose names. I'll go first. "Tad" for a boy. "Lilly" for a girl.
Pure randomness
Posted: Friday Jun 22, 2012 8:54 pm
by bullfrog
Bullfrog's baby is a couple of weeks off, yet.
...and 'Tad' is a syllable, not a name
Re: Pure randomness
Posted: Friday Jun 22, 2012 9:03 pm
by emnpaul
Yes I could have said Taghd but I wanted to make the reference to
Tadpoles more obvious.
You're still a pedant.
Re: Pure randomness
Posted: Saturday Jun 23, 2012 8:12 am
by lob
emnpaul wrote:Microsoft Excell. WTF is with that program! Ever tried to set up calculations and graphs? It's like rocket science.
Has Bullfrog had his baby yet? Let's choose names. I'll go first. "Tad" for a boy. "Lilly" for a girl.
___|A_______________________|B_______________________|C
_1_|On tap__________________ |________________________|____
_2_|________________________|________________________|_____
=IF(COUNTIF(A2,"*only carlton et al*"),"
",IF(COUNTIF(A2,"*little*creatures*"),"
",""))
Re: Pure randomness
Posted: Saturday Jun 23, 2012 8:35 am
by emnpaul
lob wrote:
=IF(COUNTIF(A2,"*only carlton et al*"),"
",IF(COUNTIF(A2,"*little*creatures*"),"
",""))
Rocket scientist.
Re: Pure randomness
Posted: Saturday Jun 23, 2012 10:45 am
by warra48
Bugger!
Latest batch has a lovely kraeusen of ACETOBACTER infection.
My fault, as I forgot to turn down the TempMate before our Cairns trip to CC the batch.
It was fine when we left, not so when we returned.
We live and learn.....
Pure randomness
Posted: Saturday Jun 23, 2012 10:54 am
by bullfrog
warra48 wrote:Bugger!
Latest batch has a lovely kraeusen of ACETOBACTER infection.
My fault, as I forgot to turn down the TempMate before our Cairns trip to CC the batch.
It was fine when we left, not so when we returned.
We live and learn.....
Campden bomb it and call it a sour Belgian!
Re: Pure randomness
Posted: Saturday Jun 23, 2012 1:52 pm
by Bum
emnpaul wrote:lob wrote:
=IF(COUNTIF(A2,"*only carlton et al*"),"
",IF(COUNTIF(A2,"*little*creatures*"),"
",""))
Rocket scientist.
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Re: Pure randomness
Posted: Saturday Jun 23, 2012 5:44 pm
by Sonny
emnpaul wrote:
Has Bullfrog had his baby yet? Let's choose names. I'll go first. "Tad" for a boy. "Lilly" for a girl.
Surely it's a Samual, Cooper, Kent, Cornelius, or even a Miller? .......but then maybe an Amber, Stella, Beck or Crystal???
Re: Pure randomness
Posted: Saturday Jun 23, 2012 6:59 pm
by warra48
bullfrog wrote:warra48 wrote:Bugger!
Latest batch has a lovely kraeusen of ACETOBACTER infection.
My fault, as I forgot to turn down the TempMate before our Cairns trip to CC the batch.
It was fine when we left, not so when we returned.
We live and learn.....
Campden bomb it and call it a sour Belgian!
I don't drink deliberate infections, to quote another brewer who frequents this forum, at least not my own.
However, it is still sitting in my garage. You are welcome to rescue it for your own consumption.
Re: Pure randomness
Posted: Saturday Jun 23, 2012 8:50 pm
by emnpaul
Bum wrote:
Code: Select all
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Ah yes, very clever. It seems I have much rocket science to catch up on.
sonny wrote:
Surely it's a Samual, Cooper, Kent, Cornelius, or even a Miller? .......but then maybe an Amber, Stella, Beck or Crystal???
As long as it's not Kreik or Farro. Nobody'd want a sourpuss for a daughter.
Pure randomness
Posted: Saturday Jun 23, 2012 9:06 pm
by bullfrog
warra48 wrote:bullfrog wrote:warra48 wrote:Bugger!
Latest batch has a lovely kraeusen of ACETOBACTER infection.
My fault, as I forgot to turn down the TempMate before our Cairns trip to CC the batch.
It was fine when we left, not so when we returned.
We live and learn.....
Campden bomb it and call it a sour Belgian!
I don't drink deliberate infections, to quote another brewer who frequents this forum, at least not my own.
However, it is still sitting in my garage. You are welcome to rescue it for your own consumption.
No, I'm not one for infections either. Deliberate or otherwise. There seems to be a whole contingent on the other site that go gaga for the stuff, though - maybe you could try swapping it for something over there
Re: Pure randomness
Posted: Saturday Jun 23, 2012 9:33 pm
by drsmurto
warra48 wrote:bullfrog wrote:warra48 wrote:Bugger!
Latest batch has a lovely kraeusen of ACETOBACTER infection.
My fault, as I forgot to turn down the TempMate before our Cairns trip to CC the batch.
It was fine when we left, not so when we returned.
We live and learn.....
Campden bomb it and call it a sour Belgian!
I don't drink deliberate infections, to quote another brewer who frequents this forum, at least not my own.
However, it is still sitting in my garage. You are welcome to rescue it for your own consumption.
Lawn food.
Re: Pure randomness
Posted: Sunday Jun 24, 2012 6:56 am
by barrelboy
Brewing penicillin now Warra?
Cheers BB
Re: Pure randomness
Posted: Sunday Jun 24, 2012 5:13 pm
by warra48
barrelboy wrote:Brewing penicillin now Warra?
Cheers BB
Unfortutely, so it seems, on this occasion.
Only done it twice in 93 batches, and in both cases I know what I did wrong.
I'm out of yeast, and short of base malt, so I will need to put in an order to Marks Home Brew for new supplies before brewing again.
Re: Pure randomness
Posted: Tuesday Aug 07, 2012 1:00 pm
by bullfrog
Seems as appropriate a thread as any to make the announcement; 2244 yesterday my daughter was born. 3.625kg (about 8lb, in the old money,) 50cm long, happy and healthy. Mrs Bullfrog is heavily fatigued from the 24-hour labour, but is otherwise well and looking forward to coming home.
Well-wishers are welcome to send a bottle of their finest
Re: Pure randomness
Posted: Tuesday Aug 07, 2012 1:05 pm
by Guru
Congratulations bullfrog. 24 hours labor! That's tough.
Re: Pure randomness
Posted: Tuesday Aug 07, 2012 4:58 pm
by emnpaul
Congratulations Bullfrog and all the best to Mrs Bullfrog and the baby.
PM me your address and I'll see what I can find in the shed. Do you like Nelson Sauvin?
When's the head wetting?
Re: Pure randomness
Posted: Tuesday Aug 07, 2012 7:49 pm
by warra48
Congratulations to Mrs bullfrog and yourself.
Re: Pure randomness
Posted: Tuesday Aug 07, 2012 8:02 pm
by rotten
Congratulations Bullfrog and Mrs Bullfrog of course. I hope you have plenty of beer stocks
