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bristolsophoclean

Tooth whitening product

Post by bristolsophoclean »

SPAM! is strong enough to make each and every of your smiles shine like that of a Hollywood movie star. You won't believe how quick it will restore the sparkling white freshness of your teeth!

More info on the site: SPAM!
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Post by Pyssedas Heavy Industrial »

Listen Mr Bristolsophoclean [if that is indeed your name] the last time i used an Armenian toothwhitening product the size of my tongue increased 10-fold!

Please sell your dubious quackery elsewhere sir!
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A 10x sized tongue! That would have made it hard to be a nimble monkey.
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Post by SpillsMostOfIt »

I have had some success with the Czech tooth whitening products. I achieved around 16x increase in size - a situation I first had trouble swallowing, but I hgsthoon hgot the hang of thingth.
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Post by Aussie Claret »

Stick some down your pants.
Then your wife will have something other than x16 the size of your tongue to contend with. :lol:
Sorry couldn't resist and hope no one takes offense.
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HA! ...Teeth are overrated.
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Aussie Claret wrote:Stick some down your pants.
Then your wife will have something other than x16 the size of your tongue to contend with. :lol:
Sorry couldn't resist and hope no one takes offense.
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Like the missus wouldn't be happy with a sixteen fold increase in the size of your tongue? :wink: :wink:

Sorry couldn't resist and hope no one takes offense.

Cheers,
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Post by SpillsMostOfIt »

Aussie Claret wrote:Stick some down your pants.
Then your wife will have something other than x16 the size of your tongue to contend with. :lol:
Sorry couldn't resist and hope no one takes offense.
AC
No problem here, until the wife read it. You'd better keep out of her way until she calms down... :D
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Post by Emo »

The last time I used this product, my penis swelled to 10 times it normal size. I couldn't wear budgie smugglers anymore but my wife was happy.

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