The world's worst beer?

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What is the world's worst beer?

Budweiser (US)
39
15%
Carlton Crown Lager (Aust)
21
8%
Carlton Cold (Aust)
52
21%
Foster's (Aust)
24
9%
Hahn Ice (Aust)
22
9%
Beez Neez (Aust)
7
3%
Kokanee Glacier Beer (Canada)
0
No votes
Haywards 5000 (India)
1
0%
Geelong Pale Ale, Schonbrauhaus, Sparkling Ale or Bitter (Aust)
4
2%
Miller Genuine Draft (US)
10
4%
Amstel Lager (Holland)
5
2%
Boar's Rock Premium Lager (Aust)
1
0%
Victoria Bitter (Aust)
67
26%
 
Total votes : 253

Postby JubJub » Wednesday Jan 10, 2007 9:19 pm

Salty I'm told :lol: :lol:

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Postby Tipsy » Wednesday Jan 10, 2007 10:11 pm

I bought a 6 pack of Red Stripe about a month ago, couldn't finish the first beer, and I'm an alcoholic!
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Postby Pale_Ale » Wednesday Jan 10, 2007 10:23 pm

MagooMan, are we drinking the same stuff? It's excellent!
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Postby KEG » Wednesday Jan 10, 2007 10:29 pm

lethaldog wrote:But have you tasted camel jizz?? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
haha, you arse :lol:
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Postby sanka32 » Thursday Jan 11, 2007 11:41 am

Tipsy wrote:I bought a 6 pack of Red Stripe about a month ago, couldn't finish the first beer, and I'm an alcoholic!


Same here. I've heard many a 'like having sex in a canoe' comment about Red Stripe.
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Postby DarkFaerytale » Thursday Jan 11, 2007 12:09 pm

where's west end draught on the poll? only beer i'v never finished
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Postby Pale_Ale » Thursday Jan 11, 2007 6:59 pm

Doesn't count as beer I guess :wink:
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Postby Turner » Saturday Jan 13, 2007 8:05 am

I had 6 schooners of tooheys new the other night
And I didn't absolutely hate it
*wanders off in shame*
I'm not a fish
I'm a man
Hook in mouth!
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Postby JubJub » Sunday Jan 14, 2007 11:30 pm

Yeah, if there is no beer around, I drink tooheys new until somebody gets some more. :D

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Postby Aviary » Wednesday Jan 17, 2007 6:14 pm

I drank a warm cup of vomit once, but it could have been Tasman Ice.
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Postby lethaldog » Wednesday Jan 17, 2007 6:43 pm

KEG wrote:
lethaldog wrote:But have you tasted camel jizz?? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
haha, you arse :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Chris » Thursday Jan 18, 2007 9:48 am

Red stripe is bad. I had it in the states, where it is quite popular. I think that says it all...
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What is the worlds worst beer?

Postby mark_68 » Sunday Feb 18, 2007 8:54 pm

I reckon carlsberg elephant is foul.It has no malt or hop character and is too bitter.In the US they call this stuff malt liquor,i don't have any idea why.
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Re: What is the worlds worst beer?

Postby Tipsy » Sunday Feb 18, 2007 8:57 pm

mark_68 wrote:I reckon carlsberg elephant is foul.It has no malt or hop character and is too bitter.In the US they call this stuff malt liquor,i don't have any idea why.


I think they just have too high an alcohol content. I can drink normal carlsberg ok but the elephant is crap.
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Postby steve_n » Sunday Feb 18, 2007 8:58 pm

i give my vote to crown lager... just ahead of vb and then carlton cold.
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Postby dave84 » Tuesday Feb 20, 2007 11:00 pm

Has anyone tasted hunter draught?

That is the first beer that ive never finished! Pure rubbish!

Im scared to try the old, any clues?
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Postby buscador » Wednesday Feb 21, 2007 4:52 pm

flippin around on the tele last night or somthing and saw BoyzinthaHood

saw them drinking OE (old english) in the 40 oz. bottle
one nite many years ago my mates and i went on a gangster style party boat, everyone else in zoots suits

we come as gang bangers with our OE, called all the chicks our bitches and left with most of them!!, the zoots lost that nite!

but yeah, oon topic, this beer sucks

unless yer strapped with a gat
bangin down som homies
word...

b
You had me at dry hopping.
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Postby goatsby » Tuesday Feb 27, 2007 1:40 pm

Watchoo talkin about Willis?


buscador wrote:flippin around on the tele last night or somthing and saw BoyzinthaHood

saw them drinking OE (old english) in the 40 oz. bottle
one nite many years ago my mates and i went on a gangster style party boat, everyone else in zoots suits

we come as gang bangers with our OE, called all the chicks our bitches and left with most of them!!, the zoots lost that nite!

but yeah, oon topic, this beer sucks

unless yer strapped with a gat
bangin down som homies
word...

b
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Postby buscador » Tuesday Feb 27, 2007 4:34 pm

sucka, the shaft is afta choo..

dont be steppin'
You had me at dry hopping.
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Postby Sathias » Tuesday Feb 27, 2007 4:50 pm

Something I saw on another forum a while ago

"I needed to go to the toilet because my bladder was full of VB, the by-product of the Pale Ales I had drunk earlier."

I think that says it all :lol:
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