what is the mini mash process????

[Drunkin Bunyip]

i bought a book from brew craft i forget who its by but when hes talkin about useing grains he just says to use the mini mash proscess wich he has explained in an earlier book wtf is that ay? any one

[Rysa]

Hi bunyip, not a heap of time right now and haven't done one myself but see if this link helps, if not go to the search up the top of the page and search for partial

http://homebrewandbeer.com/forum/viewto ... =mini+mash

[Drunkin Bunyip]

[ryan]

If you`re "keen 2 lern", get a spellchecker you dopey git
Rysa, you`re a good hearted bloke I feel but if you read his 12 previous posts you would realise he`s bunging it on!
At least I`m upfront- what you see is what you get.

[Rysa]

Fair nuff, nothing wrong with being upfront.
Not sure how you've come to the conclusion that he's bunging it on but maybe my good heart is getting in the way.

At least he wasn't talking bout Katie Holmes touching herself or something along those lines.

[ryan]

I was referring to his spelling actually. Bloody deplorable. No one could be that bad without trying to be.

[Rysa]

Funny you should say that, a bloke i work with wrote, "no drammer" in our log book at work the other day and i spent most of the day trying to figure out what the hell it meant.
Figured out he was trying to write, "no drama".
We've got three blokes at work that copy words from the schedule and they still get em wrong, they're out there.

[pacman]

They have been out there for as long as I can remember Rysa.

Several years it was necessary for my transport company to direct drivers to record details of insufficient packaging when they picked up freight shipments. Don't go there - a combination of dopey drivers and dopey clients!

Anyway, at this particular time, the major topic of conversation amongst our drivers was the high degree of promiscuity being indulged in and paraded by one of our shapely office girls!

So, when a consignment note arrives on my desk with the driver's notation, in block capitals "NOT RAPED ON PICK-UP", I was momentarily perplexed. Fortunately, the driver had already informed me that our imbecile customer had thought it unnecessary to package the goods he was shipping to one of his own equally imbecile customers (if any damage occurs, sue the transport company. In their dreams!!).

The first question that came to mind was: What did our driver think when he read or heard of reports of rape in the media? He could almost certainly distinguish between "raped" and "wrapped". You would hope so, wouldn't you?

There is really no answer. This particular driver's spelling was atrocious at the best of times. Perhaps, on this particular occasion, he was distracted. There again, perhaps he wasn't?

[gregb]

Best laugh I've had all day, Pacman.

Anyway, back to mini-mash. What discussion would be complete without Palmer

Cheers,
Greg

[Rysa]

Ah, Pac. Now that's funny, i think. If it's in the context i think it's in.

[Rysa]

Good ole greg!!!
Either you or rwh with the answer when you need it most.
Thank you. (serious)

[Rysa]

Alright, time for a comp.
Anymore situations such as this?

Make for a good topic this i feel.

See here - http://www.homebrewandbeer.com/forum/vi ... 0725#60725

[Allnewtome]

If you`re "keen 2 lern", get a spellchecker you dopey git
Rysa, you`re a good hearted bloke I feel but if you read his 12 previous posts you would realise he`s bunging it on!
At least I`m upfront- what you see is what you get.

It's the spelling police. What do you reckon Ryan, kick him off your forum?

[Rysa]

If you`re "keen 2 lern", get a spellchecker you dopey git
Rysa, you`re a good hearted bloke I feel but if you read his 12 previous posts you would realise he`s bunging it on!
At least I`m upfront- what you see is what you get.

It's the spelling police. What do you reckon Ryan, kick him off your forum?

I still wonder who runs this joint?

[KEG]

If you`re "keen 2 lern", get a spellchecker you dopey git
Rysa, you`re a good hearted bloke I feel but if you read his 12 previous posts you would realise he`s bunging it on!
At least I`m upfront- what you see is what you get.

It's the spelling police. What do you reckon Ryan, kick him off your forum?

:lol:

[Drunkin Bunyip]

i spell bad coz im dislexick and i never need to rite anything as a plumber plus i pick up bad habbits from txting also im just lazy if im not sure how to spell a word i just try to make sure the reader can cach my drift so now u knowe.

who sooks about spelling any way!?

[Kevnlis]

Hahaha...sticky material for sure

[mobydick]

Hey. You know those T-shirts with FCUK on the front, is that offensive to dyslexics? Then again, who cares, they are all cunst.

[ryan]

i spell bad coz im dislexick and i never need to rite anything as a plumber plus i pick up bad habbits from txting also im just lazy if im not sure how to spell a word i just try to make sure the reader can cach my drift so now u knowe.

who sooks about spelling any way!?

Oh yes, I see.........you`re a plumber?
I`m just popping out to feed my reindeers
Cheers
Santa

[Boonie]

Without plumbers, we'd all be in the shite........literally. (spellcheck shite)

My old man is not brilliant at spelling, not that bad really, just a few words in the crosswords , but he is the best carpenter/builder I have ever seen.....see legend in my eyes

Knocks up door frames, put's on a lock, hinges and hangs the door in under 1/2 an hour, you do not need spellcheck for that.

I'm pretty anal when it comes to spelling, as I am gooder at it, and I laugh when people get it wrong, but I don't go mental about it.

Way off original topic, apologies

Cheers

Boonie